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Monday, April 1, 2013

Important Announcement.

Just as I predicted - that, like Churchill I would emerge from the wilderness at 65 to lead at a time of crisis- I have been asked to take leadership of the PCA. I plan to serve as Moderator, having been granted broad powers, until the crisis has passed. I plan to replace all my "ministers" i.e. the bureaucrats at headquarters in ATL. I have nothing to offer save blood, sweat, toil, and tears. All I ask is compliance with my wishes after reasonable discussion.

3 comments:

BillyBob said...

Gosh, your announcement is quite surprising. I know that you are highly qualified for the position and will give it your best efforts.

D G said...

I did not know that"leader" was an office in Presbyterian church government.

Curt Day said...

Since when did toil join Blood, Sweat, and Tears? Not that it matters to me because I'm a jazz person.